The Donald’s Guide To Fonts

A work in progress:

“…I Know A Lot About Things Other People Don’t Know…”

Donald J Trump’s Guide To Fonts

This Is FRANKLIN GOTHIC MEDIUM Folks!
Simple. Easy On They Eye. Looks Great. It’s The Best.
I Use It. I Love It. You’ll Love It!
& Best Of All It’s AMERICAN Folks!

People who use this GANG BANG CRIME font are losers & haters & The People who like it are the worst of the worst Have you seen those sagging jeans, I mean what’s all that about

WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF CARTOON? PEOPLE WHO USE THE ARCHITECTS DAUGHTER FONT THINK THAT LIFE IS A JOKE. They mock everything that America stands for & make fun of everything we’re trying to do.
What kind of a dumb name is that anyway?

I was down in Mar-a-Lago with the Japanese Prime Minister, who by the way is a really great guy & I tried out my new Grand Hotel font on him. This one is good for invitations & RSVPs. Class! It’s a script & you can still read it…

Gloria Halleluiah

 

Unifraftur Maguntia. I can’t even say it. Typically GERMAN folks. Ask ’em the time and they’ll build you a watch. It’s got a nice curvy “Old Castle” European look. I like old castles! But the k looks like a t, I mean what’s going on here? And the J looks like an I, can you tell the difference? Come on, I say I 1,000 times an hour: wouldn’t work for me!

Ahorini is great for the fineprint…..it’s legible in a small size so no one can say

Akzidenz-Grotesk BQ Extended I don’t know what to make of this one. This ne is great for notice boards & lobby signs……

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Aldhabi I’m not a big fan of serifs. They make small text more readable but usually when you enlarge them they turn

to mush. This type of font is used by The DYING New York Times & Those LOSERS at the Washington Post. Sad!

Montserrat Extra Bold

Is a great condensed text you can use when you want to stand out in a crowd but don’t have much space to work with. And the CAPS are great for quick scanning: Nobody Has More RESPECT FOR WOMEN Than Me & Nobody Does Embattled Narcissist Better Than DONALD J TRUMP!

This font is called “notable”, It’s used on movie posters by the dying liberal hollywood Media Establishment…

Do NOT Read This!
You WILL Notice This BEVAN Text!
I use this one for the public toilets in Trump Tower.
FLUSH TOILET AFTER USE. They NEVER Flush! It’s disgusting!

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Oleo Script………

 

 

I use HEADLAND ONE for loan documents. It worked great in Atlantic City when I put in so many sections, paragraphs, clauses & sub clauses they’re probably still trying to figure out what I did with their $700 million. I borrow a lot of money folks, in fact I’m like THE KING! I Love Debt!

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Bowlby One……..

Angsana New……..Teeny weenie itsy bitsy font for people who………..they’re crazy folks……..they sit there with their beedy little eyes going……

Aparajita What’s Tjis Mexican? Fancy font ……

Arabic Typesetting – fyukgiulh;hihkhkh

Baby Eskimo Kisses ……..

BatangChe This one is a complete waste of time folks Looks like one of those old manual typewriters. This font needs to die….

Batman Forever Alternate…..

Bevan ….. Do NOT Read This! You WILL Notice This Text!

Bionic Comic Bold……….

Blackout

Bloody

Bloody Stump

Browallia New

Bubble 1

BubbleSoft

Budget 2012

Caladea

Calibri

Cambria

Cameo Appearance

Candara

Carlito

Casablanca

CF GeneralTao

ChaceyCND

Chemistry

Chlorinar

Cirqua

Classic Trash 1

ComicSans

Communist

Concelian Jet

Consolas

Constantia

Corbel

Cordia New

Duan Penh

David

DayPosterBlack

This font is used on movie posters by the dying liberal hollywood….hollywood is dying folks….

they hate me folks……they’re always trying

DejaVu Sans

DejaVu Serif

DF667 Plastic Jesus

DFKai SB

Digital Surf

DillenialUPC

DokChampa

Dotum

Earthshaker Condensed

Ebrima

Elsewhere BRK

Encapsulate BRK

Encapsulate Plain BRK

Erie Light Bold

Estrangelo Edessa

EucrosiaUPC

Euphemia

FangSong

Fiddums Family

Francois One

Frank Ruehl

FreesiaUPC

Gabriola

Gadugi

Gautami

Gentium Book Basic

Georgia

Gisha

GrailNew Condensed

Grant Condensed

Gulim

GungSuh

Helsinki

Impact

Indonesia Lisence Plate

Iris UPC

Iskoola Pota

Jambono Black

JasmineUPC

Javanese Text

Kalinga

Karaoke Spuerstar

Kartika

Khmer UI

King Arthur Special

Kingthings Calligraphy

Kingthings Exeter

Kingthings Petrock

KodchaingUPC

Kokila

Komika Boogie

LaoUI

Latha

Leelawadee

Levenim MT

Liberation Mono

Liberation Serif

LilyUPC

Linux Biolinum

Linux Libertine Display

Lizzie

Loki Cola

LotusFlower

Lunas Handwriting

M Ponderosa

M12 Mach Biker

M23 Hydrant Special

MaagKramp

Magnum

Malgan Gothic

Mangal

Meiryo

Microsoft PhagsPa

Microsoft Sans Serif

Microsoft Tai Le

Microsoft Uighur

Microsoft YaHei

Miriam

Mongolian Balti

Montserrat

Montserrat Extra Bold

Is great when you want to emphasize individual words:

MoolBoran

MS Gothic

MV Boli

Myanmar Text

Narkism

Next Custom

Nirmala UI

NsimSun

Nyala

Oneworldonefuture

Open Sans

OpenSymbol

Opticon

Orbitronio

Pacifico

Palatino Linotype

Pandemonious Puffery

Philadelphia-Condensed

Pizza is my FAVORITE

Plantagenet Cherokee

PmingLiU

Polsku

Primitive

PT Serif

QA Reports

Quadranta

quadrata preciosa

Quadrata Preciosa Extended

Quake & Shake

Qualité Deluxe Platinium

Quantify

QuantumFuture

Raavi

Roman

Rubik Mono One

Sakkal Majalla

SchoolBookCTT

Script

Segoe Print

Segoe Script

SF Toontime B

SF Toontime Blotch

SF Wonder Comic

SF Wonder Comic Inline

Shonar Bangla

Shruti

SimHei

Simplified Arabic

SimSun

Sitka Heading

Source Sans Pro

Source Sans Pro Black

Stamped DSG

Stone Temple SF

Sylfaen

Symbol

Tahoma

techno overload BRK

Teen

Times New Roman

TinkerToy

Top Secret

Top Secret Stamp

Traditional Arabic

Tramp

Trebuchet MS

Tunga

Typo College Dusty Demo

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2 thoughts on “The Donald’s Guide To Fonts

    1. M Vandenberg says:

      I’m surprised you came across it at all. Most of the time it’s password protected. I’m not officially launching until the autumn at least. Raising money, writing content, raising more money, spending money, raising more money, writing more content….Thought the donald’s fonts would be more entertaining than some naf UNDER CONSTRUCTION gif

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