A work in progress:
“…I Know A Lot About Things Other People Don’t Know…”
Donald J Trump’s Guide To Fonts
This Is FRANKLIN GOTHIC MEDIUM Folks!
Simple. Easy On They Eye. Looks Great. It’s The Best.
I Use It. I Love It. You’ll Love It!
& Best Of All It’s AMERICAN Folks!
People who use this GANG BANG CRIME font are losers & haters & The People who like it are the worst of the worst Have you seen those sagging jeans, I mean what’s all that about
WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF CARTOON? PEOPLE WHO USE THE ARCHITECTS DAUGHTER FONT THINK THAT LIFE IS A JOKE. They mock everything that America stands for & make fun of everything we’re trying to do.
What kind of a dumb name is that anyway?
I was down in Mar-a-Lago with the Japanese Prime Minister, who by the way is a really great guy & I tried out my new Grand Hotel font on him. This one is good for invitations & RSVPs. Class! It’s a script & you can still read it…
Unifraftur Maguntia. I can’t even say it. Typically GERMAN folks. Ask ’em the time and they’ll build you a watch. It’s got a nice curvy “Old Castle” European look. I like old castles! But the k looks like a t, I mean what’s going on here? And the J looks like an I, can you tell the difference? Come on, I say I 1,000 times an hour: wouldn’t work for me!
Ahorini is great for the fineprint…..it’s legible in a small size so no one can say
Akzidenz-Grotesk BQ Extended I don’t know what to make of this one. This ne is great for notice boards & lobby signs……
Aldhabi I’m not a big fan of serifs. They make small text more readable but usually when you enlarge them they turn
to mush. This type of font is used by The DYING New York Times & Those LOSERS at the Washington Post. Sad!
Montserrat Extra Bold
Is a great condensed text you can use when you want to stand out in a crowd but don’t have much space to work with. And the CAPS are great for quick scanning: Nobody Has More RESPECT FOR WOMEN Than Me & Nobody Does Embattled Narcissist Better Than DONALD J TRUMP!
This font is called “notable”, It’s used on movie posters by the dying liberal hollywood Media Establishment…
Do NOT Read This!
You WILL Notice This BEVAN Text!
I use this one for the public toilets in Trump Tower.
FLUSH TOILET AFTER USE. They NEVER Flush! It’s disgusting!
I use HEADLAND ONE for loan documents. It worked great in Atlantic City when I put in so many sections, paragraphs, clauses & sub clauses they’re probably still trying to figure out what I did with their $700 million. I borrow a lot of money folks, in fact I’m like THE KING! I Love Debt!
Angsana New……..Teeny weenie itsy bitsy font for people who………..they’re crazy folks……..they sit there with their beedy little eyes going……
Aparajita What’s Tjis Mexican? Fancy font ……
Arabic Typesetting – fyukgiulh;hihkhkh
Baby Eskimo Kisses ……..
BatangChe This one is a complete waste of time folks Looks like one of those old manual typewriters. This font needs to die….
Batman Forever Alternate…..
Bevan ….. Do NOT Read This! You WILL Notice This Text!
Bionic Comic Bold……….
Classic Trash 1
This font is used on movie posters by the dying liberal hollywood….hollywood is dying folks….
they hate me folks……they’re always trying
DF667 Plastic Jesus
Encapsulate Plain BRK
Erie Light Bold
Gentium Book Basic
Indonesia Lisence Plate
King Arthur Special
Linux Libertine Display
M12 Mach Biker
M23 Hydrant Special
Microsoft Sans Serif
Microsoft Tai Le
Montserrat Extra Bold
Is great when you want to emphasize individual words:
Pizza is my FAVORITE
Quadrata Preciosa Extended
Quake & Shake
Qualité Deluxe Platinium
Rubik Mono One
SF Toontime B
SF Toontime Blotch
SF Wonder Comic
SF Wonder Comic Inline
Source Sans Pro
Source Sans Pro Black
Stone Temple SF
techno overload BRK
Times New Roman
Top Secret Stamp
Typo College Dusty Demo